One night my 5 year old was unreasonably upset by something that to a 5 year-old seems reasonable to be upset about.  Wanting to providing strong yet nurturing fatherly guidance, I sent him to his room to calm down.  A few minutes later I caught up with him there and told him that he wasn't in trouble but he needed to be calmer about such things, and that he could come out as soon as he was done being a "sniveling turd."  After a moment we both burst out laughing, and the seeds for SnivelingTurd.com were planted.

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